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Those Evil Republicans -




ROSEANNE BARR - Says Chik-Fil-A customers deserve to get cancer. There's liberal compassion for you!


TAGS: spoiled liberal brats
Rating: 4.64/5

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BiteMeNow - February 23, 2014, 12:07 am
Between this libiturd c##t and Rosie O'Donnell, I don't know who the BIGGEST c##t is.
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 9:36 pm
also on the California ballot with Cindy (nutso) Shaheen for pres and Vice Pres
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 10:59 pm
Lib h**tie


GINGRICH : OBAMA ‘FOOD STAMP PRESIDENT’ - “President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history,”




'THO WE GOTTA SAY GOODBYE FOR THE SUMMER, - Darling, I promise you this: I'll send you all my love every day in a letter, sealed with a kiss.




THE U.S. ECONOMY - The dollar isn't worth a crap anymore but it does make good toilet paper




" THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR DRILLING " - Under Obama, Oil and Gas Production on Federal Lands Is Down 40% !




HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.




LIBERAL HEADGEAR - Designed by Michael Moore, endorsed by Sean Penn and Jenean Garofalo, Routinely worn by Al Franken and Nancy Pelosi. Buy one before midnight tonight!




FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS - Yet, it’s worth noting that crude oil and liquids pipelines already safely coexist with the aquifer, with almost 21,000 miles of pipeline crossing Nebraska. - Forbes.com




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




OBAMALAISE - Its likened to the snake oil salesman: its supposed to help the taste of the shit sandwich they've given us all!




BOTTOM'S UP! - We've gone right from the "Beer moments" to the "Snake-Oil moments".


TAGS: snake oil
Rating: 3.64/5

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WALL STREET PROTESTERS - because going out and earning money to buy your 'stuff' is sooo "old School"!




YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS - This is a photo (on a good day) of the actual 2000 acres of ANWR where 10 billion barrels of oil awaits. An area 1/5th the size of Dulles Airport.




DEMOCRAT SNAKE OIL SALESMEN -




The Prince Of Tides -


TAGS: environment big oil anarchy rebellion
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 7:24 am
Thank you :)
Zeitguy - July 25, 2014, 11:36 pm
Greatness.


OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Probably got everything they wanted as a child, now demand it as an adult.




AND THE PEOPLE SAID.... - AMEN!




HIGH FUEL PRICES - "Buy a new car" is not the answer we are looking for......




EAGER TO RECUPERATE VOTES OBAMA SHIFTS ON DOMESTIC DRILLING - Once re-elected all these measures can and will be turned back,so that i can finish my electric car dream?




LIBERAL LIE ON OIL COMPANIES - "They are greedy fat-cats that rip off the US citizens by over-charging for gas" Gas companies only make a 8-10% profit margin (8-10 cents on every dollar). Another liberal BS story debunked with facts.




DOUBLE-TALKER - Republicans had to drag the Obama regime to the tax cut table, kicking and screaming. Now that he's there, he will make it look like his idea to win re-election in 2012! Electione Matter!




LET ME BE CLEAR: PRIORITIES - Mwah, Mwah, Mwah, Mwah (sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher)




WAR - "All warfare is based on deception." ~Sun Tzu




CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER - Currently in China trying to sell off all that keystone Oil Barack doesn't want us to have. That will help our prices.


TAGS: oil
Rating: 5/5

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Evan McMullin -




NORTH DAKOTA OIL BOOM SHOULD INSPIRE FEDERAL ENERGY POLICY - ND's per-capita income jumped 78% in the past 12 years, due to its fossil fuel boom




TALKING POINTS - Suddenly it's OK to take Money from BIG OIL




STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day.




THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks




BAD MEDICINE -




BUREAUCRATIC REALITY CHECK -




RICK PERRY - BP, HALIBURTON AND TRANSOCEAN ARE HIS GOD




LOGIC -




OIL ADDICTION - Don't you love it when the biggest petro dealer in town says you got a problem.




" ROLL UP! ROLL UP FOR OBAMA’S MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR! – STEP RIGHT THIS WAY. " - While on the Magical Mystery Tour, he will be increasing employment BY MAGIC. Roll up! Roll up for the mystery tour.




If you wouldn't buy a used car from him -




IS THIS GETTING REAL TO ANYBODY YET? -


TAGS: chinese military on american soil
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - November 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Does the movie "Red Dawn" ring a bell?


CHINESE ARMY, AMERICAN SOIL, DEMOCRATS RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT -




" MAKES YOU WONDER WHY A U.S. PRESIDENT BOWS TO THE SAUDI KING?" - “We will hold sacred the beliefs held sacred by others.”




PRESS SECRETARY CARNEY DECLARED THURSDAY THAT “THE WHITE HOUSE DOESN’T CREATE JOBS.” -




In the land of plenty -


TAGS: borrow from china buy foreign oil from countries that dont like us
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - November 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Because Fracking is evil, and we can some how reduce our carbon footprint by moving the dirty jobs to foreign nations.


LIKE NERO WHO FIDDLED WHILE ROME BURNED - our "Do not Drill" Democrat Congress fiddles with the nation's energy future




DESPERATELY SEEKING - evidence of job creation, economic growth!




It's time to end our dependence on fossil fuels -




The Premium -




And then I said... -




IS IT A BAD IDEA - to have a snowball fight with pitching great Randy Johnson?




BP is God! -




BRITISH PETROLEUM - They Know!




" OBAMANOMICS " - Suppose you could produce $50 of electricity but it cost you $100 to do so. Would that make any sense? It would if you work at the White House.




BIG OIL - I'll give you a hint...it's not Texas.




"ONCE BIG OIL, ALWAYS BIG OIL!" - AMEN. P.S., anyone with Shop 101 or better knowledge knows that ethanol eats up engine gaskets and o-rings.




TRANSPARENCY IN THE GULF -




ENLIGHTENED DEMOCRATS - Know so much more than the rest of us...


TAGS: tin foil alert
Rating: 4.5/5

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Renza - February 12, 2013, 9:56 am
They probably at least know that guy is likely just a conspiracy theorist fearful of aliens probing his brain, and probably has a political affiliation of "human" "because the alien overlords already took over in secret"...


OIL SPILL 85DAYS, 16H 25MIN - vs 3 vacations, numerous golfing dates, white house entertainment dinners, TV shows, celebrations, concerts... wanna bet who will take the credit on this one?


TAGS: oil spill
Rating: 4.5/5

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Iraq -


TAGS: war iraq terrorism oil bush
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:28 am
"its what liberals do," I take it you learned a new phrase and you're practicing with it? Because otherwise, I'd say you were being either a hypocrite or just stupid, Mr. Logician.
JGalt - June 19, 2014, 12:38 am
the statement about libertarians always being wrong is an argumentum ad hominem, when you can't argue facts, you discredit the person in entirety.... its what liberals do,
Cannabal - June 15, 2014, 12:51 am
Incidentally, your a**ertion is a complete nonsequitur, or was that directed at fox?
JGalt - June 14, 2014, 11:43 pm
argumentum ad hominem. Invalid. Thanks for playing.
JGalt - June 14, 2014, 11:41 pm
ooh can we turn this into a 3,000 long line of replies in the line of Cranky and Ft Hood armed soldiers? Hmmm
JGalt - June 14, 2014, 11:40 pm
easy to say when you redefine terrorism as workplace violence!
JGalt - June 14, 2014, 11:39 pm
in his dreams... just like President peanut- appease terrorists, problem solved... yeah right
EmmaRoydes - June 14, 2014, 8:45 am
That would hold true about almost any war. The war in Afghanistan was probably the only war we've waged in the last 100 years that was necessary. And we are about to tuck tail and run. Then we wait for the next 9/11
EmmaRoydes - June 14, 2014, 8:40 am
How was Iraq not a legally waged war? Congress authorized it, the president waged it. That's legal according to the constitution. It was an unnecessary war, but not illegal.
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 2:54 am
Huh? Why would I vote Democrat in 2014?
Cannabal - June 14, 2014, 2:52 am
Considering you're a Libertarian, yes, you're wrong about pretty much everything, but that's not my point. I'm here to balance out the armchair propaganda people see on this site. I mean, you don't wanna leave anyone out.
Zeitguy - June 14, 2014, 2:25 am
Absolutely, Young men dying for old elitist interests is criminal and unacceptable.
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 1:40 am
Cannabal, buddy. Getting defensive over supporting the very same president that allowed this situation to occur does not does not sound like :Vote Democrat in 2014!
foxrecon19d - June 14, 2014, 1:35 am
In 2001, neither Republican or Democrat worried about the cost. That came later, after the military won all the battles. And, ultimately, it is the military who are paying the price for successfully enforcing the wishes of our civilian masters
Zeitguy - June 14, 2014, 1:29 am
Pointing fingers across the aisle is like blaming your sister for your father blowing the rent money on your crazy uncle's get rich scheme.
Zeitguy - June 14, 2014, 1:08 am
Our sons and daughters were sacrificed for this dispute. It was not a legally waged war. Was it worth it? What was our intentions and exit strategy? I am old enough to remember the nightly news body count of the Vietnam war. Thought we had learned.
Curlyrocks - June 13, 2014, 8:27 pm
I can be, I just kinda figured with you almost never bad mouthing the guy or harping on his failures and hating on Republicans for starting the programs he ends up continuing you where a big fan, was I wrong?
Cannabal - June 13, 2014, 5:57 pm
"My boy Obama?" You can be a real presumptious t'wat sometimes.
Cannabal - June 13, 2014, 5:56 pm
Well, there wasn't before the invasion in March 2003, but afterwards, there was and most certainly now is.
Cannabal - June 13, 2014, 5:55 pm
That doesn't change the fact that the administration flagrantly lied about it.
OTC - June 13, 2014, 5:49 pm
Fox, you mean democrats were for the war before they were against it? I never heard that one before.
Curlyrocks - June 13, 2014, 4:11 pm
Good thing this site never takes down old posters, I'm going to need this now that your boy Obama wants to rekindle the Iraq war. Although I do agree with the poster. All the money spent and lives lost just to give Al-Quada a new strong hold.
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 2:26 pm
Cannabal' Then according to your logic, there was never an insurgent, extremist, Islamic terrorist organization operatinv in Iraq. Therefore, because there was never an Iraqi insurgency, all of our folks are really alive! Send them a birthday!
EmmaRoydes - June 13, 2014, 2:17 pm
d*** it, Bush should have used hashtag diplomacy. It worked so well for the liberals in getting the girls freed from boko haram. Oh, wait ...
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 2:17 pm
Cannabal- Your poster is about the money wasted in Iraq. That's cool. My point is that we lost thousands of American lives due to the Democrat's decision to send us there then turn against us
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 2:13 pm
Cannabal- Bush never said he defeated terrorism. That was Obama. And mind this. No American soldier would ever have been deployed without the support of the Democra t Party... then they opposed it.
Cannabal - June 13, 2014, 1:50 pm
I won't disagree with you on that, Fox, except for the "hearts of the American people," because the Iraq War was bullsh'it from the start, and absolutely NO ONE has taken responsibility for it, and now we are reaping the seeds of war that were sewn.
Cannabal - June 13, 2014, 1:48 pm
No, Bush ended terrorism, he had a whole banner and everything.
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 1:25 pm
Thousands of our brothers and sisters killed, and yet our politicians still fo not realize that good intentions and stark reality are mortal enemies
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 1:23 pm
Read about the last six months of Amerca's involvement in Vietnam. You will then know what America will do in Iraq. An air strike to save face, the demand that Iraq take responsibility for itself, then America tucks tail and runs.
foxrecon19d - June 13, 2014, 1:19 pm
As we have seen in Vietnam, the war was not lost on the battlefield. The United States military did its job. This war, if lost, was lost in the halls of Congress and in the hearts of the American people
OTC - June 13, 2014, 12:29 pm
Nothing to fear, Obama ended terrorism


Source for Liberal Brains -




Greenpeace Hypocrisy -




"GINNED UP FEARS" - Definition: "You ain't drinking my special flavored kool aid"


TAGS: snake oil
Rating: 4.33/5

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" THE OBAMA ECONOMIC PLAN " - " Made in USA is now only on antiques "




" OBAMA WILL RELEASE 30 MILLION BARRELS OF OIL FROM THE STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE " - The US uses around 18.5 million barrels a day.That's WOW TWO days worth!How Much cost refilling 30 Million Barrels?




OBAMANOMICS - Yeah, its a lot like this... (except maybe its 1 quiche for the price of 4)


TAGS: snake oil
Rating: 4.2/5

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JGalt - September 29, 2012, 5:08 pm
You have better odds at starting a business in Rwanda than Obama's America; http://news.investors.com/print/ibd-editorials/102511-589337-better-in-rwanda.aspx
JGalt - September 29, 2012, 12:48 pm
like: we'll gladly trade Obama and Clinton to get Reagan back!
vbattaile - September 28, 2012, 10:14 pm
Back to square one... duh... bro gotta go
vbattaile - September 28, 2012, 10:12 pm
private sector is doing fine..............
vbattaile - September 28, 2012, 10:12 pm
Whatever happened to TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.............


BLOOD FROM A STONE - or Oil from Sand?




LOCKING UP AMERICA'S NATURAL RESOURCES - Uncle Soros would be proud.




THE PRICE OF GAS ISN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA'S FAULT - Energy prices ? "They will necessarily skyrocket."




THE BEST IDEA YET... - for blocking that damn oil leak in the Gulf.




THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO... - rhymed with soil... possibly toil...maybe foil... oh well it probably wasn't important anyway




THE IRAQ WAR - Libs constantly said it was Bush's"Blood for Oil!" Then where are my cheap gas prices, you dumbasses!




$5.00 - When gas hits this price, the Obama sycophants in the Mainstream Media might be forced to notice that team Obama has all but killed US oil exploration.




SCREWING THE TAXPAYER AGAIN -




LIBERALS - No wonder Aluminum foil is gettin so danged expensive!


TAGS: tin foil alert
Rating: 4.11/5

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JGalt - February 23, 2013, 7:30 pm
Hardly. Thanks for playing!
Renza - February 23, 2013, 9:43 am
Good ol' republicans and their crazy conspiracy theories.


YOUR FREEDOMS..... -




IT'LL STOP YOU - The rich and powerful have loopholes to get out of paying real taxes. What makes you think they'll pay these ones?




HE SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN - Not easy being this great




Muslims Foil Terrorist Attack -


TAGS: muslims foil terrorist attack
Rating: 3.89/5

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PapaFox - April 23, 2013, 5:23 pm
Hardly a unique event. Read more news from Muslim countries, and how they oppose extremism.
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 4:23 pm
Europe would welcome similar support, having many more bombings than here in the U.S.
JGalt - April 23, 2013, 4:23 pm
It has been a long while coming dude!


DEEPWATER REICHSTAG - Its not like Obama would let the BP spill become a massive catastrophe to help him push harder for "greener" energy, right?




MEMBER OF IRANIAN REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS CALLS TO ATTACK SAUDI ARABIA - You just make a move Mahmoud and i'll break your fingers.




" CHANGE " - I'm a fortune teller . This is your future !




WE THE PEOPLE - Of the Obama Administration!!!




DON'T DRINK IT! -




HARD AT WORK - Trying to Plug That Hole




57 DAYS AND COUNTING - Obama did what he knew to do. He Gave a Speech.




9 DAYS - The time from a catastrophic explosion on an oil platform until Obama and EPA Administrator Jackson realize there may be a problem.




DEFICIT REDUCTION AND SPENDING CUTS - We should be able to discuss this like adults...(once Wisconsin Democrats come back from playing hide-and-seek!)




TOILET PAPER TAX - FREEDOM & TOILET PAPER, who thought they'd go together. What a resounding endorsement of our CAPITALIST SYSTEM based on BUTT WIPE.




ROYAL FLUSH -




OBAMA SENDS HIS GREETINGS - Did You Get The Message?




THE A-WHALE SUPER SKIMMER - This Taiwanese ship can remove 500,000 barrels of oil from sea water a day. In 70 days, the U.S. govt has only removed 600,000 barrels. Yet, Obama's EPA hasn't cleared the ship to leave VA's port.




OBAMA'S ENERGY PLAN - Is more Hot Air




SORRY BOYS - There's No Saving This One He's Too Far Gone Throw Him back




DRILL BABY DRILL - Obama's Solution to Oil Companies. You Betcha




IMAGINE - These are tankers, skimmers, barges, and barrier build ships. Obama has parked all of them




Incompetence -


TAGS: exxon oil spills
Rating: 3.4/5

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ChadAllen - May 9, 2013, 12:23 pm
Hell, Obama gets away with getting american's killed & making terrorism on our streets possible again through his own gross dereliction of duty. You're being a bit "selective" again there on what constitutes "incompetence" aren't you Pops??
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 2:41 pm
Real Men(tm) use Brawny!
Renza - April 19, 2013, 12:09 pm
Clearly the paper towels they were using worked wonders.


ENGLAND SURRENDERS AGAIN - To the Demands of a Tyrant. BP coughs up 20 Billion to Obama




BP OILSPILL: WWBD? - Oh right, we already know what Bush would have done.




BIG OIL - Creating Green Jobs for Unemployed Liberals




MISS ME YET? -




WHOS PART OF WASHINGTON NOW? - Obama says GOP 'forced' decision to deny permit for controversial Keystone oil pipeline




PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF EXXON - Since when can a corporation impose martial law?


TAGS: another exxon oil spill
Rating: 3/5

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PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 7:41 am
They've certainly done their d***edest to keep reporters away from the scene.
Renza - April 11, 2013, 7:30 am
If you're referring to martial law, you are correct, they cannot. They have been threatening to arrest people for trying to report on it and have made it a no fly zone (with FAA). And I'm sure they could successfully get people arrested, it's not hard.
Oyster - April 11, 2013, 6:41 am
They cannot, which would insinuate that Abby is simply making stuff up to suit her progressive agenda.


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